Boy Scout Policy vs Girl Scout Policy

Personally I think both the Boy Scouts and the Girl Scouts have a lot to offer our kids...but I also think both organizations have some seriously nutso policies...Here is how I sum up the differences!

"We want to go climb huge rocks!"
Boy Scouts: Have fun!
Girl Scouts: Fill in this mountain of paperwork first!

"We want to earn a badge!"
Girl Scouts: Have fun!
Boy Scouts: Fill in this mountain of paperwork first!

"We want to shoot things!"
Boy Scouts: Have fun!
Girl Scouts: Not until you are 12 and have filled in this mountain of paperwork first!

"We have a non-traditional family!"
Girl Scouts: We'll take them.
Boy Scouts: Do they violate our morality clause?

"We want to let in a child of the opposite sex!"
Boy Scouts: As long as they are straight and at least 14 go for it!
Girl Scouts: As long as they are transgender go for it!

"We want to let in a gay child."
Girl Scouts: Go for it.
Boy Scouts: Are you sure about that...ummmm...OK...but only after January 1, 2014.

"We have a gay Scout leader."
Girl Scouts: Yes...and?
Boy Scouts: No...actually...you don't!